Remember, in order to profit from the suffering and despair of others, you need to be a badass with a chip in your shoulder. It also helps if you have a spanish-ish accent and wear a light colored suit. If you're not a badass, and you don't have a chip on your shoulder, you're going to need to develope one.
The best way to develop a chip in your shoulder is to move to a foreign country where you can't understand the language. Everytime you try to speak to someone in English, causing them to look baffled and confused, get all angry and irate, ranting about how everyone should speak American. People will probably avoid you, or gang up and beat you up. If this doesn't put a chip on your shoulder, seek help - You're a huge pussy.
If you don't have a snappy suit and expensive sunglasses, wait outside a swanky night club and keep an eye out for someone wearing those things. Make sure they're the same size as you, or you'll look like a tool trying to wear their shit. (remember, don't just keep an eye out for them, you have to beat them up if you want their stuff, it wont just magically appear on you, dumbass)
Spanish-ish accent? Well, if you can't do that, you're shit out of luck, might as well get a job at 7-11 or Target or something.
